February 2012
NO.
They’re taking me to the doctors against my will, I am fine I tell you! FINE!
Slept for half an hour.
I’m getting somewhere.
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Anonymous asked: when did you eat last?
Anonymous asked: hello do you remember that like conversation on omegle were you and some random guy had an entire conversation with just sherlock holmes quotes I was the spy guy who asked the question
how commercials interpret your period:
how I interpret my period:
Wrong, my period is not that sexy, okay not sexy at ALL.
up-tosomething asked: Hugh Jackman^^
what-is-life-without-magic asked: Billy Boyd :p
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Put a celebrity in my ask and i'll tell you HOT or...
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I need someone to come have tea with me.
Which actually means, make me tea and let me use them as a pillow.
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My medication should have made me sleep.
Nope.
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Forever in love with famous people around the age...
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Me: Everyone shut up! I need to go to my mind palace!
Father: I have a mind bungalow.
Mum: I have a mind outhouse.
Me: ...
Ok so, I found this on some other site and just...
According to Barney Stinson, the way to seduce someone is:
1. Ignore them
2. Give them a backhanded compliment which is really an insult
3. Brag subtly in the form of a compliment
4. Make them feel special
5. Make unnecessary contact to initiate intimacy
6. Intense eye contact
Omg. Sherlock reads Barney’s blog :D The seduction of Dr.John Watson.
Send me a ☁
zidoof:
and I’ll answer these about you
You Are. []BAD. []Okay. []Gorgeous. []Pretty. []Unf. []Cute. []Alright.
You Should… []Be mine. []Die. []Stay away from me []Talk to me more often. []Be happy, just not around me.
Would I Date You ? []Yes. []I’m yours. []Maybe. []No. []Marry you.
I would kiss you on… [] cheek [] lips [] forehead
If you came in my room we would….
[]...
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Too much medication, I appear to be having an...
I also forgot to sleep again.
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